Math Comedy - A Continuing Saga
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Formaldehyde - Minister of Disinformation
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Math Comedy - A Continuing Saga
by Formaldehyde on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:23 am
I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce. Karl Marx
We now know a neoconservative is someone who sets his house on fire then boasts six years later that nobody can put it out. Bill Moyers
Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves. Lord Byron
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. H. L. Mencken
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce. Karl Marx
We now know a neoconservative is someone who sets his house on fire then boasts six years later that nobody can put it out. Bill Moyers
Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves. Lord Byron
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. H. L. Mencken
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Re: Math Comedy - A Continuing Saga
by Viagra{SCK} on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:37 am
"Ohhhhhhh. ... Look at that, Schuster. ... Dogs are so cute when they try to comprehend quantum mechanics."
"A government of reason is better than one of force." -Thomas Jefferson
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"Don't tase me, bro!" -Student
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Re: Math Comedy - A Continuing Saga
by Formaldehyde on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:38 am
I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce. Karl Marx
We now know a neoconservative is someone who sets his house on fire then boasts six years later that nobody can put it out. Bill Moyers
Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves. Lord Byron
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. H. L. Mencken
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce. Karl Marx
We now know a neoconservative is someone who sets his house on fire then boasts six years later that nobody can put it out. Bill Moyers
Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves. Lord Byron
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. H. L. Mencken
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Re: Math Comedy - A Continuing Saga
by BigredJew on Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:16 pm
To be or not to be?
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Re: Math Comedy - A Continuing Saga
by Qrlx on Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:25 pm
The look on the peeper's face is priceless. He appears to have just realized the stacked woman sitting across from him is actually a ladyboy.
The countenance of one man brightenith another, as iron sharpens iron.
War, war is stupid. And people are stupid. And love means nothing in some strange quarters.
War, war is stupid. And people are stupid. And love means nothing in some strange quarters.
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Re: Math Comedy - A Continuing Saga
by LODE on Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:26 pm
"Then A Miracle Occurs" bahahahaha...that's a good one
"I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now; Jack and Shit.
..and Jack left town."
..and Jack left town."
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Re: Math Comedy - A Continuing Saga
by Qrlx on Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:54 pm
That one's new to you? Wow! I've been seeing that for 20+ years. I blame my parents for working with computers or something.
It is indeed a classic, and I am happy to see it represented in these hallowed forums.
I was looking for das klassiche "Blinkenlichten" and I found a really old version I have never seen before probably due to the excessive Reichyness which you simply couldn't get away with in a workplace today. http://catb.org/jargon/html/graphics/gefingerpoken.jpg
Anyway here's the one I am familiar with.
It is indeed a classic, and I am happy to see it represented in these hallowed forums.
I was looking for das klassiche "Blinkenlichten" and I found a really old version I have never seen before probably due to the excessive Reichyness which you simply couldn't get away with in a workplace today. http://catb.org/jargon/html/graphics/gefingerpoken.jpg
Anyway here's the one I am familiar with.
The countenance of one man brightenith another, as iron sharpens iron.
War, war is stupid. And people are stupid. And love means nothing in some strange quarters.
War, war is stupid. And people are stupid. And love means nothing in some strange quarters.
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Re: Math Comedy - A Continuing Saga
by Dooder on Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:04 pm
Well ya see, Norm, its like this... a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way,the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Thats why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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